Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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