maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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