yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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