IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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