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(407): View more from Florida

Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.

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(734): View more from Michigan

Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection

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(517): View more from Michigan

my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.

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(347): View more from New York

Leave Me Alone

(573): View more from Missouri

At least least me cry on your voice mail

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(702): View more from Nevada

So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.

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(562): View more from California

the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...

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(970): View more from Colorado

Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.

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(435): View more from Utah

I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.

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