Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Randomize
