I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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