You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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