Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
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