u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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