It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Randomize
