that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
