I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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