Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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