i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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