think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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