her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
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