Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
Randomize
