Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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