when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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