We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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