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He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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