pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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