i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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