let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
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