So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Two words: blizzard sex
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
