At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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