dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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