i would punch a child for taco bell
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
is that a dick in a sweater?
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