So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
literally had 100 drinks last night.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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