just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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