The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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