Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
Randomize
