i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
it's like heaven, but drunker
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
You are a genius and a whore.
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