I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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