were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
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