Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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