thus making me awesome and them whores
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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