Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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