Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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