If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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