1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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