I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
That's when you crack a 10am beer
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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