I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Randomize
