Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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