the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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