Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
lets start a swedish sibling band together
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
Randomize
