Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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