Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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