maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
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